Well this little gem actually comes from yours truly. A little while ago we were out to eat with a few of our friends. Aria was telling a story of how she was offering all of us candy at work and how Landis didn't want any. I decided that it would be an appropriate time to shout, "I had her piece!". The table abruptly fell silent and a few faces had dropped. I had no idea what the big problem was. Finally Claire asked, "You had herpes?"
Definitely won't make that mistake again.